Archeology Enthusiast Gifts

Caveman Sticky Notes

'Hi! Come on in. Pull up a rock.'

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

Crawler lane for workers building the pyramids.

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

Neanderthal Cave Art Discovered

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Stonehenge Explained

"I think it was an election year."

"Here's the parking lot."

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Pyramid catflap...

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Archaeologists discover a football

I'm With Stooped

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

I came, I saw, I partied!

Romans.

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."