Archeology Enthusiast Prints

Caveman Sticky Notes

'Hi! Come on in. Pull up a rock.'

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

Crawler lane for workers building the pyramids.

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

Neanderthal Cave Art Discovered

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Stonehenge Explained

"I think it was an election year."

"Here's the parking lot."

Pyramid catflap...

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Archaeologists discover a football

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

I came, I saw, I partied!

Romans.

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

Mummy Shrink.

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."