Archaeology Aficionado Prints

"I think it was an election year."

Stone henge swing.

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'

'I like it master mason but I'm not sure about the flag!'

'He's right y'know-it IS upside down!'

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

Easter Island dentistry

"Remember the good old days when an offering to the Gods was a live human beating heart."

Cave college: 'I'm too old and slow to hunt, so I ned to apply for grant to study gathering.'

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

Mummy Shrink.

Easter Island Covid-19

"Oh no...I've accidentally made the calender stop at 2012."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."

"There's your problem, lady. It's not ants you've got living in your walls, it's Hittites."

'Monumental Rental.'

A grecian jug depicting a barber cutting the plum of a soldier's helmet

'I see you're adding a patio.'

"Harumph! - Grave robbing I'd call it...!"

Pyramids

Archaeologists discover a football

"We were once a great civilization."

"I may not have invented the wheel or discovered fire, but I am the first to comment visually on their impact on our lives."

"Saperlipopette! Nos ancetres descendent du canard!"

"We must have been dropped from a very great height to sink this deep."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Sometimes I feel like Stone Age guy in Bronze Age world."

"What's the matter, baby? Never seen a scale replica of the Great Pyramid of Cheops before?"

"An last - Stonehinge!!!"

'Somehow, I just don't trust that Piltdown guy.'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Sacrifice anybody but the virgins.