Archaeology Enthusiasts Prints

"THIS is the cup of a Carpenter."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I think it was an election year."

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

Pyramid catflap...

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

Archaeologists discover a football

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

I'm With Stooped

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

This will really mess with their minds someday.

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

Mummy Shrink.

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

Stone henge swing.

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"I think I'm lost."

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

Let's hear a cheer for the sun god! Ra Ra Ra.

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

"Y a un truc bizarre."

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

"I think you would be well advised to locate the new delphinium bed elsewhere, Hobbs."