Archeology Aficionado Prints

'It's too big for me to keep clean myself.'

Gay Cavemen.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Jesus' bones.

Washington's Study as he left it - "Boy, did that place need a good tidy."

'Always hunters, never gatherers!'

"Whoa, volcanic glass? Very high tech."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Have you been playing dice?"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Those Were The Days

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Stonehenge Explained

"I think it was an election year."

Sphinx Comes Alive

Pyramid catflap...

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Archaeologists discover a football

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

"Don't forget the screenplay."

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

Mummy Shrink.