Archaeological Aficionado Prints

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Second hand furniture.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"Have you been playing dice?"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Those Were The Days

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Introducing Piza Island.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"I think it was an election year."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Pyramid catflap...

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

Sphinx Comes Alive

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Archaeologists discover a football