Archaeology Enthusiasts Pillows

"THIS is the cup of a Carpenter."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I think it was an election year."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Pyramid catflap...

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

Archaeologists discover a football

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

Mummy Shrink.

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

Stone henge swing.

"I think I'm lost."

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Alexander Pope

"Y a un truc bizarre."

"I think you would be well advised to locate the new delphinium bed elsewhere, Hobbs."