Archaeology Enthusiast Pillows

'I'm not eating that! It's probably full of preservatives!'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'It says, 'these crude instruments have been recalled due to a manufacturer's defect'.'

"Try again."

"I have been digging holes for over 20 years and this is my first dead body. I have to admit, I'm not sure what the exact protocol is here. Should we just put the dirt back and dig somewhere else?"

An archaeologist sees an ancient Egyptian entrance to a subway.

God Setting Up Stonehenge

Wretched Tumuli Mushrooming up all over the place.

'This is the life.'

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

Piltdown man

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Spudhenge

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Stonehenge Explained

"I think it was an election year."

"Here's the parking lot."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Pyramid catflap...

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Archaeologists discover a football

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

I came, I saw, I partied!

Romans.

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"