Archeology Buff Gifts

A watch face with Stonehenge

Tourists

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Stonehenge Explained

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

The Fall of Gnome

"I think it was an election year."

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

Litter Tray Stonehenge