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A watch face with Stonehenge

Tourists

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

The Fall of Gnome

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Stonehenge Explained

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

"I think it was an election year."

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).