Archaeology Nerd Pillows

Soon the hunter-gatherers would spread from sea to sea, while the scrounger-breakdancers would fade into oblivion.

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

A watch face with Stonehenge

Stonehenge Explained

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"I think it was an election year."

Pyramid catflap...

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Archaeologists discover a football

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

Mummy Shrink.

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Stone henge swing.

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"I've invented the wheel. We're going to be rich."