Ancient Architecture Buff Gifts

'He's right y'know-it IS upside down!'

Tourists

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

The Fall of Gnome

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."