Ancient Architecture Admirer Gifts

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

"Our goal is to modernize it but retain the historical flavor."

Two prehistoric men struggle to lift a heavy rock near Stonehenge.

'Man, these ruins are spectacular!' 'Heya that'sa my house... I built it myself!'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

How they did it . . .

Stonehenge Ticket Office

The real reason the Chinese emperor built the great wall.

Greek Columns: Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken.

"Get a life."

stonehenge bowling...

Egyptian washing line...

"Builders haven't changed much, they've left this job half finished."

Aqueduct

"The neolithic architects had quite a sense of humour."

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

Made In China.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'This was the house Jackoog was building when he went hunt-gathering and never came back.'

'Monumental Rental.'

'If you don't want a lot of column upkeep, this probably isn't a good real estate market for you.'

'That's nice but I'm thinking more on the line of low income housing.'

"I still don't see any evidence that this was an advanced civilisation."

Pyramid Dog House.

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

The Cradle of Convenience

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Cat statues on entrance gate