Ancient Architecture Admirers Gifts

"They, like, invented retro."

Hollywood Sign Developers

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Sundial Time

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

How they did it . . .

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

Romulus and Remus

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

Under New Mismanagement

Modeling gig

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

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Stonehenge Ticket Office

'Palintology'

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