Ancient Architecture Enthusiast Gifts

"Thanks, guys. Looks great!"

"I think I've spotted your problem."

Growing Pyramid.

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

There, we made you a doggie door. Happy now?

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

Stone Henge - "OK, I'll take it, but I want it next to the A303 in Wiltshire."

'Bugger!'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"Here's the parking lot."

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Pizza Tower Bridge

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

I came, I saw, I partied!

Romans.

How they did it . . .

Closed for Renovation