Classical Architecture Enthusiast Gifts

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"Early model of baggage claim"

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Introducing Piza Island.

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Pizza Tower Bridge

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

How they did it . . .

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Scientists building a tower

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

The Fall from Pisa

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level