Historical Architecture Aficionado Gifts

King and Queen with real estate agent view castle for sale: 'My wife likes it, but she wants to know if you have the same thing in purple.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Early model of baggage claim"

The Gettysburg Address in process.

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Introducing Piza Island.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Swells - Men's Fashion

Shakespeare's Brain

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Leaning Tower of Pisa

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

1950's.