Architecture Aficionado Gifts

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'The client's not too happy with the way I interpreted the brief.'

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Excuse me, do these stairs go up or down?'

'I could be wrong, but I don't think that was supposed to be in the design. That's a coffee stain.'

'And this is the walk-in fireplace... I'd be careful with that.'

"We'll take it."

'This building is designed so that every employee will have a view.'

'No big thing, the builder said the house would do a little settling.'

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

'So we're all agreed on this final design?'

What code violations?

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'They don't build 'em like they used to!'

Institute of Solid Geometry/Institute of Plane Geometry.

'...and it must be self-fiancing.'

Form follows function

"The redesign has made the waiting room a much more tranquil place..."

"Bloody foreign architects!"

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

"All I know is the architect is from Arizona."

'So, only the one in Atlantic City has gambling?'

'Because of the picturesque nature of your house, the government would like to list it...one of you will have to sit on the porch at all times.'ou

Dog in ancient dog house

Architecture Books

'Wow! I'd like to shake that beaver's hand!'

'Damn!'(Egyptian reads Feng Shui book).

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'Flexi-space.'

'It's a Richard Rogers design.'

'Hey, Frank.. are we interested in buying a window?'

The Capital Sisters - Dory, Cory, and Io

Urban lunch

Area of regeneration building - 'Its regenerated hatred of the local council'