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'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'The client's not too happy with the way I interpreted the brief.'

"And nobody noticed the crease in the blueprint?"

'Excuse me, do these stairs go up or down?'

'I could be wrong, but I don't think that was supposed to be in the design. That's a coffee stain.'

'And this is the walk-in fireplace... I'd be careful with that.'

"We'll take it."

'This building is designed so that every employee will have a view.'

'No big thing, the builder said the house would do a little settling.'

Man at council planning offices can't get through door due to position of steps.

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

'So we're all agreed on this final design?'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'They don't build 'em like they used to!'

What code violations?

Institute of Solid Geometry/Institute of Plane Geometry.

'...and it must be self-fiancing.'

"Bloody foreign architects!"

Form follows function

"The redesign has made the waiting room a much more tranquil place..."

Homes for sale - some assembly required.

"All I know is the architect is from Arizona."

'Because of the picturesque nature of your house, the government would like to list it...one of you will have to sit on the porch at all times.'ou

'So, only the one in Atlantic City has gambling?'

The Capital Sisters - Dory, Cory, and Io

'Wow! I'd like to shake that beaver's hand!'

Pigeon Has Nest in Gargoyle.

'It's a Richard Rogers design.'

Architecture Books

Urban lunch

Area of regeneration building - 'Its regenerated hatred of the local council'

'Flexi-space.'

'Hey, Frank.. are we interested in buying a window?'

Dog in ancient dog house

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'