Art And Architecture Aficionado Gifts

"Now version of 'Des Knaben Wunderhorn'."

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Madonna of the Pukes.

Paul Klee

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Cariactures

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

(Camel paintings)

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Mr. Right!"

Distractions Of The Great

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Well....I could've done this!"

Horti-Culture

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Baroque Peacock

Painting taking root...

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"You're my Mona Lisa."