Architectural Aficionado Gifts

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Do Not Feed The Architects.

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these non-cathedral ceilings."

"How Georgia O'Keeffey are you thinking?"

A grotesque looks at another grotesque who is wearing a baseball cap.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

The War on Architectural Postmodernism

'Our best friends live across the way.'

A Hair Loss Clinic in the form of a bald head.

'Go over that again about thinking you're a gargoyle.'

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

Wooden props on house, 'Where are these oak beams you promised'

Housing shortages

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Hollywood Sign Developers

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Second hand furniture.

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Cat statues on entrance gate

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."