Architecture Aficionados Gifts

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"Experience!"

"It's a mixed-use building."

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

Happy Home - Thumbs Up.

"We have been betrayed by the earthlings!"

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

'What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?' 'It never eats.'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Praying monk with steeple hands.

"The inspiration behind my Grand Design project is...erm?"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Cat statues on entrance gate

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

I love the Shard

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Introducing Piza Island.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

The High Line at Giza

'Greenwich in the Season'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."