Fans Of Historical Architecture Gifts

"We have water in the basement."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Early model of baggage claim"

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

Thomas Keneally

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

Alexander Pope

Under New Mismanagement

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

New around here?

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

King and Queen with real estate agent view castle for sale: 'My wife likes it, but she wants to know if you have the same thing in purple.'

'What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?' 'It never eats.'

Atalanta I- Intended for Yellow Book Vol 5 (Not Published)

Bath Bonfire

Slums of the 'Devil's Acre'

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

"We have some architects in our colony."

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.