Historic Architecture Buff Gifts

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"Early model of baggage claim"

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

Introducing Piza Island.

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Pizza Tower Bridge

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Scientists building a tower

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

The Fall from Pisa

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level