Architecture Buffs Gifts

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

The War on Architectural Postmodernism

Hollywood Sign Developers

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Cat statues on entrance gate

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Introducing Piza Island.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Greenwich in the Season'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

I love the Shard

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

The High Line at Giza

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Greece

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Sick Building Syndrome

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

Your Home Remodel Team

"Do you smell something?"