Architecture Enthusiasts Gifts

"We have a new and cunning plan - we're going to inject the Soil with Viagra."

"We're a broad church"

'It's not a fancy igloo. It's a synagogue. We're Hasidic Jews.'

"Owing to his Lordship's recent divorce, the hall is now open at half price"

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Cat statues on entrance gate

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

I love the Shard

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Introducing Piza Island.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

The High Line at Giza

'Greenwich in the Season'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."