Architecture Enthusiasts Gifts

"We have a new and cunning plan - we're going to inject the Soil with Viagra."

"We're a broad church"

'It's not a fancy igloo. It's a synagogue. We're Hasidic Jews.'

"Owing to his Lordship's recent divorce, the hall is now open at half price"

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

Hollywood Sign Developers

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Cat statues on entrance gate

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

The High Line at Giza

Introducing Piza Island.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

I love the Shard

'Greenwich in the Season'

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"