Architecture Admirer Gifts

'Whoa! Now they want angels and stuff... On the CEILING? None of this was in our original contract!'

".. if this is what man is capable of achieving in the 17th century, image what is possible in the 21st?"

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'Is it true the building's sinking?'

Doric, Ionic and Corinthian.

'Well Mr. Jenkins it may be historically accurate, but it doesn't really comply with planning permission as an extension to your bungalow.'

'First we build a henge, then they build a henge, now everybody's building henges.'

Animals dreaming of different things in Egypt.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

You're in the Engineering Quad, Just Back Away Slowly and Find the Humanities Quad.

Great pyramid is built upside-down.

'Something went terribly wrong between design and development.'

Pisa and sons.

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

London summer.

'Unfortunately, it reminds me of our economy.'

Tower of Pisa: The untold story.

How 'Warehouses' have grown over the years

"We're looking for something in a colonial."

St Paul's Cathedral over the Rooftops

"It's a pretty good wall, no doubt. But I don't know that I'd call it a Great Wall."

'Apparently, most buildings in Italy are heavily mortgaged. Even the Tower of Pisa has a lien on it.'

Slums of the 'Devil's Acre'

"Whatcha buildin'?"

'Yes, it was expensive, but it's the most up to date version of windows.'

Pillar Trees.

Charlemagne

Sleeping Bunny

How the old Penn station got demolished

"If I've learned one thing in my long reign, it's that heat rises."

"The trustees feel the Reverend Dr. Clapsattle does not harmonize with the edifice."

"I think we'd better have another look at those plans."

'Just think my dear. If this is what man is capable of achieving in the seventeenth century, just imagine what he will be capable of by the twenty first.'

"Do you smell something?"