Architecture Admirer Gifts

'Whoa! Now they want angels and stuff... On the CEILING? None of this was in our original contract!'

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

'Is it true the building's sinking?'

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

Doric, Ionic and Corinthian.

'First we build a henge, then they build a henge, now everybody's building henges.'

'Well Mr. Jenkins it may be historically accurate, but it doesn't really comply with planning permission as an extension to your bungalow.'

'It took you three years to build it. I'll have it down in 15 minutes.'

Great pyramid is built upside-down.

'Something went terribly wrong between design and development.'

You're in the Engineering Quad, Just Back Away Slowly and Find the Humanities Quad.

London summer.

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Pisa and sons.

"We're looking for something in a colonial."

How 'Warehouses' have grown over the years

St Paul's Cathedral over the Rooftops

'Unfortunately, it reminds me of our economy.'

"Whatcha buildin'?"

Pillar Trees.

"If I've learned one thing in my long reign, it's that heat rises."

How the old Penn station got demolished

Slums of the 'Devil's Acre'

'Yes, it was expensive, but it's the most up to date version of windows.'

'Apparently, most buildings in Italy are heavily mortgaged. Even the Tower of Pisa has a lien on it.'

Sleeping Bunny

Charlemagne

'I've got stained glass windows in my house.'

"I'd complain, but I'm afraid of the bad press we'd get!"

"Do you smell something?"

'Yes, I did say I would like something with a real wow factor.'

"The screen porch makes it a home."

'This is a helluva time to tell me you don't like this location.'

"Are you sure you know how to build a pyramid."

"It was an artist's loft. Now it's a lawyers loft."