Architecure Admirer Gifts

'I'm sorry, Lord, it's my ears, I thought you said Noah, build an arch!'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Cat statues on entrance gate

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

I love the Shard

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

The High Line at Giza

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'Greenwich in the Season'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"Do you smell something?"

Your Home Remodel Team

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Pizza Tower Bridge

Bankside