Architecure Admirer Mugs

'I'm sorry, Lord, it's my ears, I thought you said Noah, build an arch!'

Hollywood Sign Developers

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Cat statues on entrance gate

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

I love the Shard

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'Greenwich in the Season'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

The High Line at Giza

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

Greece

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

"Do you smell something?"

Your Home Remodel Team

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Bankside

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'