Historical Architecture Aficionado Mugs

King and Queen with real estate agent view castle for sale: 'My wife likes it, but she wants to know if you have the same thing in purple.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"Early model of baggage claim"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

The Gettysburg Address in process.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Introducing Piza Island.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Swells - Men's Fashion

Shakespeare's Brain

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

Pizza Tower Bridge

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

1950's.