Ancient Architecture Aficionado Mugs

"I thought you said centimetres..."

"Coming soon! Pyramid Heights, a luxury necropolis."

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Those Were The Days

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

Introducing Piza Island.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Pizza Tower Bridge

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

How they did it . . .

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"