Ancient Architecture Lover Mugs

'Talk about ingratitude! They think they built the pyramids...'

You're sure that this will stimulate the economy?

'My body was a temple, now it's the Acropolis.'

Tourists visiting Greek temple ruins

Pyramids 'R' Us.

"This job is going to take a LOT of mortar."

"I wish I'd put in a stair lift."

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"Early model of baggage claim"

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Pyramid catflap...

"I'm having my entrails read."

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Goddess

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

How they did it . . .

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

"I think I'm lost."

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

Park and Ride dilema

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

"I love it!"

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."