Ancient Architecture Lover Pillows

'Talk about ingratitude! They think they built the pyramids...'

'My body was a temple, now it's the Acropolis.'

Tourists visiting Greek temple ruins

Pyramids 'R' Us.

"This job is going to take a LOT of mortar."

"I wish I'd put in a stair lift."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"Early model of baggage claim"

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"I'm having my entrails read."

Pyramid catflap...

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Goddess

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

How they did it . . .

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

"I think I'm lost."

"I love it!"

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

Park and Ride dilema

"Heads-up, the tourists are coming."

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

Stonehenge Ticket Office

Stonehenge Books

'If you don't want a lot of column upkeep, this probably isn't a good real estate market for you.'

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?