Historical Architecture Lover Pillows

Slums of the 'Devil's Acre'

"This is math not mathing."

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

No wind - miller trapped in windmill.

A town in the middle ages.

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Diego Velasquez

Leaning Tower of Pisa

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

Leonardo's Virgin Oil on the Rocks painting.

"As far as form following function, it's a brilliant design for a business center."

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

King and Queen with real estate agent view castle for sale: 'My wife likes it, but she wants to know if you have the same thing in purple.'

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

Bath Bonfire

'I suspect, Madam, that this Van Gogh is a forgery.'

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

"People don't live like that anymore."

"They were apparently more advanced than we thought."

Manhattan Cat atop the The Rock

"I think I've spotted your problem."

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

'I don't think that blob was an unusual roof design, but a coffee stain.'

'It's a fantastic design, but I'm worried that after the games it'll just end up as a useless load of stone with no legacy potential.'

Growing Pyramid.

"In a timely decision Van Gogh realizes he has two ears but only one penis. Hey. Waaaaait a minute..."

"I guess that takes care of the visuals. Now can you do me a palazzo to match?"

Look Up.

"I wish I'd put in a stair lift."