Historical Decor Lover Pillows

Antiques: Go for Baroque Sale!

Antiques Buff

"Early model of baggage claim"

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Diego Velasquez

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Blue Dress

Lady in a pretty dress

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Women's Fashion

Mid-century Father

Meekness of Mr Pecksniff and his Charming Daughter

'Great to see the ol' museum is finally getting a face-lift.' An old building getting a medical face-lift

Strong Female Lead

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

Leonardo's Virgin Oil on the Rocks painting.

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Welsh Lady

A Head-Dress in 1777

Duchess

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

A Sudden Transfer To The Tokyo Office

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

'I suspect, Madam, that this Van Gogh is a forgery.'

Slums of the 'Devil's Acre'

"I just love these genuine old tapestries on the walls, with their medieval calm. Oh, my—is that a Roycroft lamp?!"

Feathers and Cape

"People don't live like that anymore."

"We had an expert restore all the original shag carpeting."

'I need your honest opinion...does my butt look big enough in this?'

"In a timely decision Van Gogh realizes he has two ears but only one penis. Hey. Waaaaait a minute..."

Making Totem.

New Romantic