Prehistoric Decor Enthusiast Pillows

'She's constantly rearranging the furniture.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

The First Kite

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"Is it free-range?"