Prehistoric Decor Enthusiast Pillows

'She's constantly rearranging the furniture.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

The First Kite

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"Is it free-range?"

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'