Prehistoric Memorabilia Enthusiast Pillows

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

The International and May Day Terrorism

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

The First Kite

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Sober Tooth Tiger