Ancient Architecture Fans Pillows

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Darn autocorrect!"

Sick Building Syndrome

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

How they did it . . .

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

Pyramids exploding.

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

Easter Island Secret

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

Clear construction agreements are important.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

'It's amazing - the arrows seem to follow you around the cave'

The real reason for the pyramids.

Stonehenge Ticket Office

Carpe diem

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'