Ancient Architect Aficionados Pillows

'Anyway it will do as a temporary structure.'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

How they did it . . .

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

Under New Mismanagement

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

'Does it come on Disc?'

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

Stonehenge Ticket Office

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

New around here?

'If you don't want a lot of column upkeep, this probably isn't a good real estate market for you.'

'What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?' 'It never eats.'

'I must admit it's just a museum replica.'

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

Bau Wau Haus

"Get a life."

"We have some architects in our colony."