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'Anyway it will do as a temporary structure.'

Hollywood Sign Developers

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

How they did it . . .

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

Before he was taken away, Dr. Stuart Trust was the last known doctor to make HOUSE CALLS.

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

Under New Mismanagement

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

'Does it come on Disc?'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"I feel like I was just a foundation yesterday."

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

Stonehenge Ticket Office

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"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

'If you don't want a lot of column upkeep, this probably isn't a good real estate market for you.'

'I must admit it's just a museum replica.'

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

'What makes the Tower of Pisa lean?' 'It never eats.'

Bau Wau Haus

"We have some architects in our colony."

We have enough money to build it, but nothing left for furniture. Never start something you can't furnish!