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"They just don't build hedges like they used to."

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

How they did it . . .

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

Before he was taken away, Dr. Stuart Trust was the last known doctor to make HOUSE CALLS.

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

Egyptology Books form Pyramid

"You spoil that Hamster."

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

Stonehenge Ticket Office

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

'If you don't want a lot of column upkeep, this probably isn't a good real estate market for you.'

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

'I must admit it's just a museum replica.'

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."