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"They just don't build hedges like they used to."

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Its been on the market for over two years. The estate agent reckons it's something to do with negative edibility!"

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

How they did it . . .

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

Egyptology Books form Pyramid

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

"You spoil that Hamster."

"I call it decking - it will be all the rage in a few years."

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

Stonehenge Ticket Office

'If you don't want a lot of column upkeep, this probably isn't a good real estate market for you.'

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

'I must admit it's just a museum replica.'

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."