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"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"Darn autocorrect!"

Sick Building Syndrome

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

How they did it . . .

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

Pyramids exploding.

How Romans give each other a high five...

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

Easter Island Secret

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

Clear construction agreements are important.

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

Stonehenge Ticket Office

'It's amazing - the arrows seem to follow you around the cave'

The real reason for the pyramids.

Carpe diem