Heritage Aficionado Mugs

Archaeologists discover 'Stonehinge'.

Toyo of Tokyo Genuine Indian Pottery

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Second hand furniture.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I made you a mixtape."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Swells - Men's Fashion

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Shakespeare's Brain

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

1950's.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

'So, what do you want to talk about?'