Heritage Aficionado Pillows

Archaeologists discover 'Stonehinge'.

Toyo of Tokyo Genuine Indian Pottery

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Second hand furniture.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I made you a mixtape."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

The Gettysburg Address in process.

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Swells - Men's Fashion

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Shakespeare's Brain

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

1950's.

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'The gods are perplexing.'