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"It'd be worse under a Labour government."

'So we've had a long hot spell, what's the worst that could happen?'

'Not so fast! How do we know you're not terrorists with weapons of mass destruction?'

'Judging by those smoke signals, they know we're here and they're not afraid of us!'

'This is how we learned things before Wikipedia.'

Brexit - where to next?

The Gettysburg Address in process.

Desiderius Erasmus

'Hey -- this guy says we can skip capitalism and go straight to state socialism!'

"Darned large print version…."

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"Wow-everything still has that just-created smell!"

"C'mon, Goliath - if you think little David can beat you then you've got rocks in your head."

A plantation dance.

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Memorial Day

'Now that we can talk, I've prepared a list of taboo subjects.'

Attempts to boost morale on the retreat from Moscow

Anton Bruckner

Oil supply.

Well, I'll show them to the Rules Committee....

"Give me liberty, or give me just one sec."

General U.S. Grant Displays Rare Emotion At Appomattox.

"In accepting this hemlock, I should like to thank the entire team for its dedication in making 'the Socratic method' a byword. And, of course, my devoted wife, Xanthippe."

France and UK Relations

Chilcot squib

'I want you folks to turn all your bows and arrows and swords and shields and stuff over to the Government -- you might hurt yourselves with them.'

Margaret Thatcher as the Iron Lady.

'I knew the answer to who was Thor, but Sammy Bailey stole my thunder.'

Religion Through the Ages

"Even this wouldn't have been enough to keep the youth from their smartphones."

Lawrence of Anaemia - Your red blood cell count is shockingly low.

Teen Stonehenge

European Loan to Greece

'A lifetime of robbing the rich and you never put anything into a pension!'