History Enthusiast Pillows

"Excellent-let's run it through legal."

Got idea. Talk better. Combine words. Make sentences.

History repeats itself. Which may explain why it's so boring.

"I think it was an election year."

"O.K., the third of July is out. How about the fourth?"

'OK, that's five votes in favor of saving the historic old hotel, and one vote for stomping it to bits and eating everyone inside!'

The good old days of banking: 'Ok. . . now comes the tricky part.'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

Tony Blair.

'I'm in a chat room with one oof the guys in the castle... he's really quite nice.'

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

"I don't know anything about the bell curve, but I say heredity is everything."

'You want us to cut WHAT off?'

"Look, life is nasty, brutish, and short, but you knew that when you became a caveman."

"What's the takeaway on all this?"

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

"It's true, Caesar. Rome is declining, but I expect it to pick up in the next quarter."

The Moses of his nation.

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

'My only regret is that I'll never live to see the movie.'

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Mind your head...

Battle re-enactment Cavalier outside pub with Roundhead, says to fellow soldier: 'I'm just having a swift pint with my opponent here. It's supposed to be a civil war, innit?'

Caveman tools. Cordless tools.

"That was nice, but I don't want to make it a regular thing."

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

'...Wait a moment, I need to review my exit strategy.'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

'History repeats itself.'-'Yes, and every time it does, the price goes up.'

'It may seem dull to you now, Harry, but at one time, everything in that book was breaking news.'

'Evolution may be a good idea, but how will we FUND it?'

'The puritans enjoy a real good laugh'

Student to Miss Belcastro, her history teacher: 'We need some newer history.'

Romulus (left) and Remus