History Enthusiast Prints

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

"Excellent-let's run it through legal."

Got idea. Talk better. Combine words. Make sentences.

History repeats itself. Which may explain why it's so boring.

"I think it was an election year."

"O.K., the third of July is out. How about the fourth?"

'OK, that's five votes in favor of saving the historic old hotel, and one vote for stomping it to bits and eating everyone inside!'

The good old days of banking: 'Ok. . . now comes the tricky part.'

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

Tony Blair.

'I'm in a chat room with one oof the guys in the castle... he's really quite nice.'

"I don't know anything about the bell curve, but I say heredity is everything."

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'You want us to cut WHAT off?'

"What's the takeaway on all this?"

"Look, life is nasty, brutish, and short, but you knew that when you became a caveman."

The Moses of his nation.

"It's true, Caesar. Rome is declining, but I expect it to pick up in the next quarter."

'My only regret is that I'll never live to see the movie.'

'Dad, have you ever thought about researching our family tree?'

'It's a special delivery from 'Troys are us'.'

Mind your head...

"That was nice, but I don't want to make it a regular thing."

'Your only choices are hunter, gatherer or hunter-gatherer. What the #&%! is accounting?'

Caveman tools. Cordless tools.

Battle re-enactment Cavalier outside pub with Roundhead, says to fellow soldier: 'I'm just having a swift pint with my opponent here. It's supposed to be a civil war, innit?'

Don't like my slave mastering call 1-800-scream.

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Romulus (left) and Remus

Student to Miss Belcastro, her history teacher: 'We need some newer history.'

"It's just force of habit. When I say 'cavemen' I of course mean 'cavepersons'."

'It may seem dull to you now, Harry, but at one time, everything in that book was breaking news.'

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"