American History Aficionado Pillows

"We have to move our teepees? And when did we join an H.O.A.?"

A young George Washington has his fortune told.

The comedy team of Lewis and Clark.

James Madison

Reagan

Trump and Lincoln Selfie

Kennedy brothers.

'I can not tell a lie concerning the cherry tree: mistakes were made. However, I must consult with my spin doctors before saying more.'

Benjamin Franklin

'Our July 4th barbecue consists of Torie steaks, Redcoat ribs and Hessian weiners.'

John F Kennedy.

'I reckon that's the bar code of the west.'

If Ben Franklin had been a florist

George Washington is the Father of our country, and Ben Franklin is the Grandfather.'

'Me too, I can remember exactly where I was when President Lincoln was shot.'

Abraham Lincoln

President James Garfield.

"Freaking Walt Whitman!"

Reagan.

Ulysses S. Grant

'Since we're both so thankful, let's get together for a feast!'

Franklin Roosevelt

Statue of Liberty hugs Obama goodbye.

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Battle of Williamsburg- Gen. Hancock (Above) and Gen. Hooker (Below) Engage Enemy

Mob Attacks the 6th Massachusetts at Baltimore Train Station

Grover Cleveland Between Terms

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Victor Hugo

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."