Us History Aficionado Pillows

'You're in charge of Homeland Security...do something.'

"Why didn't Lewis and Clark just use GPS?"

Four Presidents

Hall of Impeached Presidents

'Well, I'm trying...!!'

Major General George Custer

JFK Commemorative 40th.

1863: The president calls for raising the minimum wage for slaves from $0.00/hour to something/hour.

"We saved another hero from captivity."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"You're on a what?!"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

John F. Kennedy

John F. Kennedy

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Shakespeare's Brain

1950's.

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

Cures for Ye Plague

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"