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Roots for the '90s

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"I made you a mixtape."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'Are we there yet?'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

In my day, they didn

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Thomas Keneally

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

Quick, follow that star

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Alexander Pope

William Wordsworth

Censorship | Not Censorship

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

Islington Angels.

"Daniel, I seem to have dropped my keys, could you look around and toss them up."

'Fortunately our generation won't have to pay the huge debt. Our grandchildren will.'

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

"This area has a long and rich history. First, the Indians lived here, then it was a plantation with slaves, then poor people lived here, and now it's a magnificent condo complex."

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia." "That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries." "That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages." "What was your conception of the Middle Ages?" "Well... It was... Well, knights, maidens, dragons... Mostly dragons. And elves."

'No, make the dominant race out of placental mammals — marsupials would lead to all kind of abortion controversies.'

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."